GOLF BOOK

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Dunlop from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see Chapter 7)
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter 6 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 7 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 8 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 9 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 10 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th
Chapter 11 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 12 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee (also see Chapter 7)
Chapter 13 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 14 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 15 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 16 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 17 - Rules Interpretation: "Loss of Ball is Penalty Enough..."
Chapter 18 - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the cart girl and give her a $3 tip,
.................. but will balk at $3.50 at the 19th hole and stiff the bartender