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Table
of Contents:
Chapter 1 - How
to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2
- How to Hit a Dunlop from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the
Tee
Chapter 3
- How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see Chapter
7)
Chapter 4
- How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 5
- When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter 6
- When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 7
- Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 8
- How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 9
- How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 10
- Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th
Chapter 11
- How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 12
- How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee (also see Chapter
7)
Chapter 13
- When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 14
- God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 15
- When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 16
- Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 17
- Rules Interpretation: "Loss of Ball is Penalty Enough..."
Chapter 18
- Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the cart girl and give
her a $3 tip,
.................. but will balk at $3.50
at the 19th hole and stiff the bartender
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